"0":"Necromancers have very little tolerance for jokes at their expense, so the reaction of Lord Agorn Deathknell to a precariously perched bucket of chum above his laboratory door was entirely predictable, as was the death of the pixie responsible. The surprising part, especially to Argon, was the retaliation of dozens of outraged fey folk, who never suffer a poor sport. A number of their blades were recovered from Agorn's carcass.",
