void main()
{

object oPC = GetEnteringObject();

if (!GetIsPC(oPC)) return;

FloatingTextStringOnCreature("Six rat troopers are here stuffing their faces with cheese and", oPC, FALSE);
DelayCommand(1.0, FloatingTextStringOnCreature("telling longwinded, off-color jokes with lame puns as punch lines.", oPC, FALSE));

DelayCommand(2.0, DestroyObject(OBJECT_SELF));

}