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"0": "1. \nYou can bugger the bear, if you do it with care, \nin the winter, when he is asleep in his lair, \nThough I would not advise it in spring or in fall-- \nbut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n2. \nIf you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse, \nor the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force), \nYou can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule, \nThough to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel. \n\n3. \nYou can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box) \nAnd vulpologists say you can bugger the fox, \nYou can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small-- \nbut the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all. \n\n4. \nHerptologists gasp you can bugger the asp, \nEntymologists claim you can bugger the wasp. \nIf an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball-- \nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n5. \nAnd the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo, \nCan be buggered if you are sure just what to do, \nYou will need a large mattress upon which to fall-- \nbut the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all. \n\n6. \nYou can bugger the bees if your down on your knees, \nYou can bugger the termites with terminal ease \nyou can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too, \nthere's no end to the buggering that you can do. \n\n7. \nYou can bugger the cat if it isn't to fat \nYou can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat \nYou can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl-- \nbut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n8. \nYou can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine, \nlike rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin'. \nYou can bugger the dog, it will come when you call-- \nbut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n9. \nAlthough Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he \nAvoids with great ease those who fancy his arse. \nHe just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all-- \nAnd the would-be seducer leaves himin the grass \n\n10. \nIf you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool, \nDo it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool, \nCatch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal-- \nbut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n11. \nFor the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes \nPerformed upon others of different shapes \nThose who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal-- \nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n12. \nIt is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly, \nOr the swallow as it skims so skilfully by, \nUse a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)-- \nbut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all \n\n13. \nYou can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how), \nOr the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow, \nYou can bugger the ass as it stands in the stall-- \nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n14. \nYou can order or shoo 'im, or run a knife through 'im \nThe one thing you cannot do is stick it to 'im. \nIf you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix, \nHis prickles defend him against rampant pricks. \n\n15. \nYou can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb, \nYou can bugger the ewe, though the wether's a sham, \nYou can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul) \nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n16. \nYou can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel, \nYou can bugger the crab, though they say it can't feel, \nYou can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall, \nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n17. \nYou can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake), \nThough to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake. \nYou can bugger the billy, the nanny the kid, \nBut to bugger the hedeghog just cannot be did. \n\n18. \nYou can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug, \nYou can bugger the different species of bug, \nOr do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl, \nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. \n\n19. \nAt the end of the day, when you've had your rough way \nWith all of those creatures, you'll just have to say \nThat damned Erinaceous has been my downfall--\" \nFor the hedgehog can never be buggered at all! \n\n\n"
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